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sometimes someone isn’t “toxic,” they’re just “abrasive.” or “mutagenic” or “highly flammable,” and you should always check their material safety data sheet to be sure
tag yourself i’m harmful irritant
screw zodiac signs what’s your NFPA 704
(via misswinterrose)
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can someone please get these hoes under control i’m BUSY
(via katy-l-wood)
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fun new blog title: “welcome to my twisted pussy”
ducks be like
this is no longer a fun new blog title
(via humanjeff)
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I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers
Eh. Doing it anyway.
If you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags”
(via justplainsalty)
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And they fall in love?
and they fall in love
And they were roommates!
(via humanjeff)
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“oh but it’s embarrassing sometimes, when the wanting shows. how I just need someone’s hands on mine. how I just want a soft voice to call me out of sleep, somebody to drink coffee with while the sun wakes up. i am so good at being alone until I remember what it’s like to be loved and then I am aching all over again, then I’m calling you up in the middle of the day and asking for something impossible. [couldn’t you come over?] couldn’t you pretend like I’m not altogether too much, just for this one afternoon?”
— unknown
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(via hustleerr)
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– endlessroadhome (via wnq-writers)
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“For lonely people, rain is a chance to be touched.”
— Simon Van Booy
